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FEAR AND LOATHING IN THE KINGDOM OF COWARDS
There is a smell in the air of this country—an acrid, chemical stench that seeps into the lungs and lingers in the bloodstream like a curse.
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HOUSE OF HORRORS
FUNDING FASCISM
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LOVE LETTER DIPLOMACY
A satirical scene in one absurd act.
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TO: OMNILERT
CC: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Fragility, Bigotry, and Weaponized Cowardice
Zohran Mamdani stood in front of a Bronx mosque and talked about something real: a Muslim woman — his aunt — who stopped riding the subway after 9/11…
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TIMOTHY MELLON
Trump’s racist billionaire megadonor is now helping to fund the U.S. military.
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SABOTAGE
Federal agents at the polls. ICE in the shadows. Democracy on a clock.
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RENAME YOUR WIFI TO ANTIFA AND RUIN A FASCIST’S DAY
America is now governed by a dehydrated narcissist in bronzer and adult diapers — a man whose legal vocabulary begins and ends with “I hereby declare…
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A LETTER FROM CRUELLA DE VIL TO KRISTI NOEM
My dearest Kristi,
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MR. WINCHESTER GOES TO WASHINGTON
I am going to Washington, D.C.
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