MOSTLY SATIRE
The articles listed here represent a fusion of fact and fiction.
THE 86ED: 280,000 AMERICANS TAKEN OUT IN RESTAURANTS LAST YEAR — AND MOST OF THEM WERE MAGA
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This might be the most important thing I’ve ever written — and yes, I include that time I live-tweeted my elk jerky cleanse from a Bass Pro Shop sauna.
JD VANCE SEEKS FORGIVENESS AT THE VATICAN.
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VATICAN CITY — In an incident that Vatican insiders are already calling "The Great Stain of St. Peter’s," Vice President JD Vance reportedly sought spiritual refuge behind the heavily perfumed walls of the Apostolic Palace this weekend, only to leave in tears, mascara, and what several witnesses described as