Sitemap - 2025 - Closer to the Edge
TRUMP’S BIG BEAUTIFUL LAND GRAB: 3.3 MILLION ACRES ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
The Mustache of Freedom and Other Lies: A Public Humiliation of the Gestaco 🌮
The Boots Are Real: U.S. Marines Just Detained a Civilian in Los Angeles
⛈️ AN OPEN THANK YOU TO GOD (YES, THE ONE CURRENTLY BEATING US ON SUBSTACK)
CHAPTER 27: Cake and Conversation
Don’t Shoot the Messenger: It’s Time for a Law That Protects Journalists From Rubber Bullets
FLAG DAY MASSACRE: A COUCH-BASED PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT
Demonstration or Spectacle as Example, As Communication, or How to Make a March / Spectacle
CHAPTER 3: Who Is Alnur Mussayev?
CHAPTER 27: Cake and Conversation
CHAPTER 11: Swing Low, Sweet Paranoia
CHAPTER 16: Welcome to the Fairytale
CHAPTER 6: Krasnov Visits the Habsburgs
CHAPTER 18: Echoes of the Stomach
THE ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL ACT: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY
Habeas Corpus and the Hideous Mask
THE 86ED: 280,000 AMERICANS TAKEN OUT IN RESTAURANTS LAST YEAR — AND MOST OF THEM WERE MAGA
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE: SO YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT GETTING ARRESTED ON PURPOSE
LAWYERS WANTED: FOR TRUTH, FOR JUSTICE, FOR WHATEVER THIS IS BECOMING
Pam, Even Bikini Bottom Thinks This Is Insane
BEHIND THE PODCAST: ARMAGEDDON UPDATE
MALI UNPLUGGED: HOW A COUP-BORN JUNTA DISSOLVED DEMOCRACY AND DECLARED WAR ON REALITY
THE MACHINE IS ALREADY ON FIRE
COMEY’S CODED CLAM CRIME: THE ‘86 47’ APOCALYPSE
BEN COHEN GETS ARRESTED (AGAIN), THIS TIME FOR HAVING A SOUL
WHY WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE CLIFF CASH
HABEAS CORPUS AND THE HEINOUS CORPSE
ICE Tried to Silence a Ph.D. Student and Got Absolutely Cooked in Court
SHANAHAN DETONATES: “MANCHURIAN ASSETS” AND THE BIOHACKED TAKEOVER OF HHS
MISSILES AT DAWN: INDIA, PAKISTAN, AND THE IDIOT GOD OF WAR
DEAR PETE: Secretary Duffy’s Cry for Help
SITH LORDS AND EGO TRIPS: MAY THE 4TH BE WITH WHO, EXACTLY?
Snopes, Silence, and the Man Who Named Trump
HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT JOB HE HAS: TRUMP CAN’T SAY IF HE’LL UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION
“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE”: A MESSAGE TO DONALD TRUMP AND THE HOLY MEME BRIGADE.
THE SKIN CRAWLS IN: WHAT HAPPENS IF STEPHEN MILLER BECOMES NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER
DEAR ORANGE MENACE: WHEN BERT AND ERNIE TRIED TO WRITE TO TRUMP
A Government That Steals Children, A Church That Claps, And a Nation That Watches.
A Government That Steals Children, A Church That Claps, And a Nation That Watches.
We’re Feeling Cute, Might Incommode Later. IDK.
BREAKING: MOHSEN MAHDAWI WALKS FREE.
WRITE IT IN CHALK, SCREAM IT IN THE STREETS: MAY DAY 2025 IS HERE, AND THE WORLD IS DONE BEING QUIET
An Open Letter to Charlie Kirk
DEPORTED INTO DARKNESS: Trump’s Regime Vanished Andry Hernández Romero — And Called It “Security”
“A Little Rough This Morning”: The Oklahoma Raid No One Will Own
DEPORTED FOR DRIVING: THE ERASURE OF FELIPE ZAPATA VELÁSQUEZ
To Whom It May Concern at Google News
THE CIVILIZATION WE BUILT ON WIRE
THE TRIAL OF MOHSEN MAHDAWI: AMERICA ON THE WRONG SIDE OF ITS OWN WORDS
ПРОКЛЯТИЕ ВЛАДИМИРА ПУТИНА: ИСТОРИЯ НАССЫТ И НАСРЁТ НА ЕГО МОГИЛУ
THE NAMES THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY
KASH PATEL WANTS YOU TO TRUST HIM
THOM HARTMANN: THE VOICE OF SANITY IN A SCREAMING WORLD
LEAKED SIGNAL CHAT — “🧃OPERATION: COMMANDO BRUNCH🧃”
YES, WE STOLE KRISTI NOEM’S PURSE
RESURRECTION VS. RESENTMENT: EASTER ACCORDING TO FRANCIS AND THE FRAUD
THE DAY THE STREETS SPOKE: APRIL 19 AND THE SOUND OF A PEOPLE WHO’VE HAD ENOUGH
JD VANCE SEEKS FORGIVENESS AT THE VATICAN.
MALIGNANT ORIGIN: THE DISEASE IN THE WHITE HOUSE
THE 12 MONKEYS ADMINISTRATION: TRUMP REPLACES COVID FACTS WITH STATE PROPAGANDA
Truth or Consequences: The War for What’s Left of the West
Florida’s gun laws didn’t fail. They worked exactly as intended.
HE SAW US STAND — AND TRIED TO CRUSH US. NOW WE RISE LOUDER.
PRIVATE FORCE, PUBLIC COWARDS: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN COEUR D’ALENE
BE REVERE OR GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN ROAD
Articles of Impeachment against Attorney General Pam Bondi
THE TOILET TESTAMENT OF ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR
BUTCH-BODIED BANSHEE: MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE’S TOWN HALL ENDS IN TASERS, SCREAMS, AND SELF-DELUSION
STATE-SPONSORED KIDNAPPING AND THE GOLD-TRIMMED SHRUG
COMMANDERS IN THIEF: FACEBOOK’S THRIVING BLACK MARKET OF FAKE MILITARY BRASS
KISSING THE RING—OR SOMETHING ELSE
THE GHOUL AND THE GRIFTER: HOW STEPHEN MILLER AND MICHELE BACHMANN TURNED HATE INTO A CAREER PATH
THEY DIDN’T JUST FIRE HER — THEY SENT ARMED MEN TO HER HOUSE WHILE HER KID WAS HOME ALONE
WHO’S MORE FOOLISH — THE FOOL, OR THE FOOL WHO FOLLOWS HIM?
HE PUNCHED HER WHILE SHE HELD THEIR BABY — AND THEY GAVE HIM HIS GUNS BACK
COLOSSAL PLANS, COLOSSAL STAKES: WHO’S FUNDING THE DE-EXTINCTION INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX?
WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE: THE DANGEROUS STUNT OF RESURRECTING DIRE WOLVES
He’ll Do It. Of Course He’ll Do It.
YES, CONGRESS CAN IMPEACH TRUMP RIGHT NOW. HERE’S WHY.
The Futures Are Bleeding. Leonard Cohen Already Told You Why.
Still Not Signing: A Superintendent's Response to the Department of Education's Anti-DEI Ultimatum
THE FRAUD ECONOMIST AND THE FICTIONAL HOLIDAY THAT WRECKED THE MARKET
MAYOR MELVIN CARTER’S HANDS OFF RALLY SPEECH: A CALL TO FIGHT WITH LOVE, NOT HATE
THE HANDS-OFF REVOLUTION: AMERICANS RISE AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF BILLIONAIRES
MICHAEL MOORE ISN’T DONE FIGHTING — AND HE’S CALLING US TO THE STREETS
THE WAR ON PENGUINS AND POLAR BEARS: HOW TRUMP’S TARIFFS TURNED COLD
Sign Here, Or Starve: Trump’s DEI Purge Turns Civil Rights Law Into a Weapon of White Grievance
WHEN THE CLOWNS TAKE CONTROL: LAURA LOOMER IS NOW RUNNING NATIONAL SECURITY
Before You Protest: A Nationwide Guide to Staying Safe, Smart, and Unshakable on April 5
RON JOHNSON: DUMB, DANGEROUS, DERANGED
THE SLAUGHTER IN BANIYAS: MASSACRE OF ALAWITE CIVILIANS CONFIRMED
FACEBOOK IS HIDING HEATHER COX RICHARDSON’S POSTS
THE LAME FERAL DUCK: TRUMP’S THIRD-TERM FANTASY AND THE CONSTITUTION THAT CAN’T QUITE CAGE HIM
CORY BOOKER GOES THE DISTANCE: “THESE ARE NOT NORMAL TIMES”
Musk Launches Post-Terrestrial Governance Framework
Scammed, Impersonated, Ignored
Bots Only: What If Facebook's 'Friends Tab' Is Just a Holding Cell Before the Main Event?
LOUDER THAN FEAR: How to Use Music to Protest ICE — Creatively, Legally, and With Maximum Impact
WHEN THE SYSTEM'S ON FIRE, DON'T BE SURPRISED IF SOMEONE STRIKES A MATCH
WE ARE NOT A COUNTRY — WE ARE A MACHINE THAT EATS THE LIVING
THE ASTEROID NEVER CAME — BUT GEORGE CARLIN MIGHT STILL BE TRYING
NEVER AGAIN FOR WHOM? A RECKONING IN GAZA
JD VANCE: GREENLAND STRIKES BACK
JD VANCE: GREENLAND STRIKES BACK
JD VANCE: GREENLAND STRIKES BACK
YOU NEVER OWNED THE LIBS, AND YOU NEVER WILL.
SHE CONNECTED THE DOTS BEFORE THE REST OF US EVEN FOUND THE PENCIL
This Isn’t Law Enforcement. It’s a Gravel Pit Execution.
THEY TOOK HER LIKE A GHOST: HOW THE U.S. GOVERNMENT VANISHED A TUFTS SCHOLAR IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
JD VANCE HEADS TO GREENLAND WITH BAGGAGE — EMOTIONAL, DIPLOMATIC, AND POSSIBLY UPHOLSTERED
“NONONO!” — Marjorie Taylor Greene Breaks Down in Real Time as SignalGate Swallows the GOP Whole
JUDGEMENT DAY: The GOP’s War on the Courts Has Begun
INSIDE THE GROUP CHAT THAT EXPOSED TRUMP’S NATIONAL SECURITY MELTDOWN
THE DELAY IN JESSICA ABER’S AUTOPSY RAISES QUESTIONS ABOUT EVIDENCE PRESERVATION
"100 Percent OPSEC" — How Trump’s Team Turned War Planning into a Group Chat Disaster
THE EVANGELICAL GRIFTERS: TRUMP’S HOLY HYPE SQUAD
THE GREAT SOCIAL SECURITY HEIST: TRUMP AND MUSK ARE WAGING WAR ON RETIREES
Jessica Aber’s Sudden Death and the Secrets She Took with Her
TEXAS' ABORTION DISASTER: DEATHS, DELAYS, AND DESPERATE DAMAGE CONTROL
BERNIE AND AOC GO TO WAR WITH TRUMP’S ‘BILLIONAIRE EMPIRE’ — AND DEMOCRATS’ COWARDICE
Peter’s Death Wasn’t Just Tragic — It Was a Policy Decision
STEVE BANNON: THE SWEAT-SOAKED CHARLATAN WHO THRIVES ON CHAOS, COWARDICE, AND CONNING THE GULLIBLE
ALEXANDR SKOBOV'S FINAL ROAR: THE DISSIDENT WHO LIT THE MATCH AND DARED PUTIN TO WATCH IT BURN
JOE ROGAN: THE IDIOT KING OF "JUST ASKING QUESTIONS"
HOW TO STAGE A SIT-IN THAT MAKES THEM SWEAT
THE WAR ON PUBLIC EDUCATION: TRUMP'S ATTACKS, TEACHERS' RESISTANCE, AND THE COWARDS IN BETWEEN
The Gospel According to Trump: 100 Ways He Betrayed Jesus' Teachings
Dear Members of the Minnesota Senate,
TRUMP'S ELEPHANT UNDER A BEDSHEET STRATEGY
Justin Eichorn Arrested for Soliciting a Minor Hours After Pushing ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ Bill
THE BBC’S QUIET WAR FOR SURVIVAL
The Walls Are Closing In: Why Trump, Putin, and Orbán Should Be Nervous
The Cult of Trump: Minnesota Republicans’ Bizarre Attempt to Diagnose Democracy as Mental Illness
Donald Trump vs. The Autopen: A Conspiracy Too Stupid to Fail
Donald Trump: The Creep, The Kremlin, and the Curious Case of the Black Box
Trump's Immigration Machine: Turning Legal Residents into Targets
Trump’s Yemen Airstrikes: Guns, Cash, and Another Bloody Chapter in a War Without End
The Cowards at Arlington: Trump, Hegseth, and the Erasure of America’s Forgotten Heroes
Barbed Wire Cuts Both Ways: Why Denying Asylum Threatens Us All
Medicare for Kids: The Simple Solution Hiding in Plain Sight
Rise and Resist: America’s Fight to Save Itself
Trump’s Deportation Crusade: How a 226-Year-Old Law Became His Latest Blunt Instrument
The Border Where Compassion Died
The GOP’s Embarrassing War on Sarah McBride Is a Masterclass in Cowardice
EPA’S ENVIRONMENTAL BLOODBATH: TRUMP AND ZELDIN GO TO WAR WITH THE PLANET
MAGA MAKE BELIEVE: HOW PUTIN’S PROPAGANDA BECAME AMERICA’S FAVORITE FAIRYTALE
The Shadow of 'Krasnov': Donald Trump's Alleged KGB Codename
When Pain Goes Unfelt: The Cruelty of Medicaid Work Requirements
Elon Musk: The Reluctant Machine
The Krasnov Cover-Up: How Snopes Fell for Kremlin Spin
Mike Johnson’s Budget Battle: The Knight in Plastic Armor and His Birthday Party Pony
Nobody Could Have Predicted This
Choking Gaza: Starvation, Dehydration, and the Politics of Suffering
From Showrooms to Ashes: How Musk’s Ego is Fueling a Tesla Bonfire
“What Else Could a Russian Asset Possibly Do?”
Why Trae Crowder Might Just Save Your Sanity
WHY SOME TRUMP SUPPORTERS WILL GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP
Dr. Seuss Warned Us, But Here We Are
THE RAPID UNSCHEDULED DISASSEMBLY OF ELON MUSK
Artificial Intelligence Confirms What We Already Knew, and Elon Musk Probably Regrets Building It
Al Green Gets Censured, Republicans Melt Down Over a Protest Song
TEAR GAS, BROKEN PROMISES, AND THE MARCH THAT MATTERS
WHEN A FORMER KGB CHIEF SHARES YOUR ARTICLE—AND THE AMERICAN MEDIA IS STILL ASLEEP
THE STATE OF THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE
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Fun: What It Is and What It Absolutely Is Not
The Great Cyber Surrender: How Trump and His Lapdogs Opened the Gates for Putin’s Hackers
TRUMP SWINGS THE AXE: LOGGING, LIES, AND THE LORAX’S NIGHTMARE
TRUMP’S PUBLIC HUMILIATION OF A WARTIME ALLY
How Trump is Gutting Your Weather Reports
WE'VE SEEN SMARTER CABINETS AT IKEA
Trump Gaza: Ethnic Cleansing with a Casino and a Golden Idol
How Google Built the Surveillance State for Free
No Edits, No Excuses: The Raw Transcript on Trump’s Russian Ties
The Great American Sell-Off: Trump’s $5 Million Gold Card Scheme
The Press Who Cried Russia—Now Too Scared to Prove Themselves Right
DOGE: JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO VOTE MAGA
When Idiots Run the Show: Bongino, Duffy, and the Collapse of Competence
KING MUSK AND THE HUMILIATION OF TRUMP: A HACK FOR THE AGES
A Journey Into the Heart of the MAGA Beast: CPAC 2025 Unhinged (Part 2)
In the Kremlin’s Pocket: The Long, Strange Saga of Donald Trump, Russian Asset
The Bully and the Bootlicker: Trump, JD Vance, and the Cowardice of Fake Masculinity
Musk, MAGA, and Mayhem: CPAC 2025 Unhinged (Part 1)
KASH PATEL AND THE MAGA-FICATION OF FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT
The Rise of Global Trumpism: A Warning from the Edge of the Abyss
THE KING IN THE MAR-A-LAGO CASTLE: TRUMP'S LATEST POWER GRAB AND THE DEATH OF REGULATION
Hunter S. Thompson Has Been Missing for 20 Years—And It Shows
Elon Musk's DOGE Bros Have Breached the Firewall
Closer to the Edge Exists Because of You
Trump’s Great Firing Spree: Nukes Unchecked, Planes Upside Down, and Musk in Charge
JD Vance, The Couch Humper, and America’s Transatlantic Walk of Shame
Eric Adams: From Sanctuary City Champion to Trump’s Pet Mayor in a DOJ Circus
Waste.gov: The Trump-Musk Experiment in Government Efficiency—Powered by WordPress and Panic
Kash Patel’s FBI: The Coup You Can Watch on C-SPAN
To Our Founders and Subscribers: Because Fascism Won’t Punch Itself in the Face
The Ballad of Tulsi Gabbard: Spy Chief and Shapeshifter
Disney Waves the White Flag: The Corporate Rodent Retreats Under Trump’s Shadow
Trump’s Deranged Ultimatum and the Middle East Meat Grinder
Trump Declares War on the Penny, But the Nickel Strikes Back
Fear and Loathing in Zuckerberg’s Algorithm: How a Tesla Meme Got Me Shadowbanned for No Reason
A Cartoon Villain with a Brain Injury
JD Vance Grilled by Margaret Brennan
Fear and Loathing in the Gender Wars: Trump’s Attack on Transgender Protections
The Death of Diversity: Trump’s First Strike Against Federal DEI Programs
Hellfire and Excrement: Michael Fanone vs. the Pardoned Hordes of January 6th
Social Media Suspension, Farewell to Facebook
The Supreme Court Justices Have Spoken